Madamoiselle's Random Tales

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Rated 18++ with mental problems only.
Whatever've been told here has got something to do with someone somewhere in the world but was retold with full exageration and full of egos and nothing of the good things.Hold on and hang tight, if you feel it might be you, it could be you hahahaha...

Two years ago:

Guy 1: Hey check this out. Look at that Fatsy shmatsy girl, Jablai!
Guy2: Whoah! Common dude, are you gonna take her for one of your playmates??
Guy 1: Nah! Sorry not my type. Not going to take her even if anyone's paying me! Euwh!

Now:

Guy 1: Dang! Look at Jablai. Wow! she's getting sexy smakshy. Hmm..let me tackle her and be one of my scandalicious babe.
Guy 2: Too late dude! she's not even looking at you. She's got her boyfren with her.
Guy 1: What? Shux! Oh look at her -= and droolss!!=-


Moral of the story:
1) Don't Lick What you've Spit!
2) Don't judge a book by its cover -= or its name hehehe!=-

Madamoiselle says "Param-Pam Pam"

Hellew peeps,

Seems like any Bruneian knows what my title is all about. Yup, you've guessed it right. My talk of the day is about the "kedayan-baonai song" famously sung by the green uniform dude known as ACHAI. So he's famous-amos now with people around using it for their ring tone melody, and lots of posts of his you-tubes short video clip on peoples' blogs. kewl!! And the latest news,he's now in recording studios with his background singers WITH MUSIC and it's in you-tube already..hehehehe...even played in the radio yesterday. Have a look at this.

Eisey! Cam Rappers kedayan plg... Funny but still kewl!! First time, a famous-amos kedayan song hahaha!!

Madamoiselle spends the weekend

Madamoiselle is a bit hyperactive today. For a Sunday, its quite unusual to wake up early at 7.30am, when at most times, I, for sure would end up waking up 2 or 3 hours later. Being a Lazy bummer I have always been, was changed for this day, when I got up, took a shower and went to the office to clear a few unfinished leftover paperwork that i could have done yesterday if I did not have been so excited to go straight back home at 4.30pm sharp. Why the hurry? Well, got good news for myself when checking my email and I sumhow, forgotten my magic number and want to hurry to home sweet home to get my "backup" magic number and open sesame the magic door to my awaiting answer. Yes! managed to get pass through the 3rd step of getting into a better future and are now trying to get an idea how to proceed to my next step. hmmmm.... That I'll leave it for tomorrow.

So back to my life of today, at noon, tummy growls fiercely, looking for food to savagely satisfy the hunger -= wooo!! ganas bunyinya=- and took action on dialing up siblings to join in the utterly gracious moment -= apakan?=- One sistah joined and suggested for a lunch-in-bowling. Understood with the wanting of grasping on big heavy balls lately-= ehem..!!!=- We went to the only place where everyone knew, lots of balls been rolled down, cracking sound of fallen white pins shattering the climax of One's mind to be an addicted ball grabber. -=hehehehe=-. Played two games after having an enormous lunch at Junk/Fast food "Jolibee" and hadn't got a good score for the play this time around.

When game was over, I headed back to office to pack. I had forgotten to pack up my stuffs before lunch and so came back to do just a lil bit more of clearing up my paperwork before heading back to sistah's house. Another urge came where this time, the wanting of sweats trickling throughout the body came to mind. Again, stalking my sistah to join for a twosome sweat-muscle-breaking workout to Tasek Lama. Well, actually went there for a fast stroll ...hehehe... to let out the hyper active feeling inside.. Wosey!! Took 3 rounds by the easy lanes, avoiding the jungle tracks as to preserve the limited sweats and energy.-= nda fit lah katakan!=-. Lots of people to be seen and it has been a pleasurable walk -=not jog=- enjoying the great beauty of the environment. With feelings of ants crawling up your knees, since its my first sweaty walk for like so many centuries, we headed to the Tamu Selera for an early dinner. By then, t'was already 5.45pm. Had my favourite Steamed Ginger fish with half portion of rice -= chewah...setangah ganya dang!=- and a fresh whole coconut. Nyaman eh. We didn't stopped here though. Our minds were still so active that we thought of going for a movie. Fotunately, since we've been so sweaty and smells terrifically horrible...hehehehe... cahnged our minds and had an ice cream instead. hahaha! Not making any much of a full use use of exercising to lose all those fats. Finally before heading back home, we managed to shop at "Pertama" to release the last of our energy.

Till then, am blogging in the dark. Au revoir!

Madamoiselle's Morning Glory

Hellew peeps, What a glorious-gloomy Tuesday! Woke up early morning and it was raining. The sun was up despite the black clouds gathering around it. Usually, i feel gloomy on a rainy morning, but with the mixture of weather, I felt extraordinarily wonderful. Somehow i love the weather and so took some pictures while on the way to work. -=Taking pics while driving??!! sshhhhh!!=- Took the pics from my hp camera so the quality is of course not a thumbs up but still Love the sight of it.

Evening at six, While on the way back home, took more snapshots of the slightly rainy, wet roads, and the sight was no less as refreshing as the morning view.

In conclusion to all these, It's a rainy day in Brunei :P Bon Nuit!!

Madamoiselle Bowls.

Today's score increased yipee!!! Highest so far was today's game. Played with my sistah for fun. Being amateurs, am very happy since my aim has fulfilled. Not that I played well like the professionals but somehow luck is on my side today .har! har! -=kambang jua eh, inda jua seberapa=- I know, I know, my play was just a simple throw, now spins, no tricks, just plain throw...but i score hahaha!!

Here's my results in the past few days since i started playing. -= Hey, As i've said, I've just started playing it two weeks ago.=-

Game 1st game 2nd game Total Score
1st 80 90 170
2nd 75 91 166
3rd 48 96 144
4th 75 104 179
5th 98 72 170
6th 94 74 168
7th 102 118 220

Moi sistah just played her first game today and her scores were like 59 - 82 = 141. okay jua tu nyanta..hehe!!! Macam my sis nyanyat kan main plg. Look at her play in the pic. hehehe!!

Madamoiselle spending the Weekend.

Few days ago, madamoiselle went blog hopping and came across a particular food blog i guess -=but i've forgotten which one, dang!=- and read about a new seafood restaurant here in Kiulap. Am so curious, and am so tempted that somehow I have to go there and try it myself. And so I did wif my sistah this afternoon. The name of the place is "The Seafood Paradise" located at Seri Purnama Complex in Kiulap, just right next to Sugar & Spice Restaurant -= same building lah.=-Guess everyone knows where that is. The place is simple and just nice, with big flat screen TV to entertain with. For comfort, you can dine inside the restaurant with air conditioned and big round tables for big-family dining, but if you prefer relax dining, they also have tables of four outside the restaurant where 2 big fridges were located for seafood lovers to choose for their main menus. How's the food? Beautifulll!! hehehe... Tasted so nyummy that we thought we have ordered too much -=for two tummies=- but somehow had cleared the dishes in seconds. -=atu nyamaanzzz=- Here's some snapshots taken from my handphone camera.

The outside view of the restaurant wif that big flat screen TV. The Phone number is shown. Call' em for bookings.

This is the "Cambodian Style Egg" -= I think=-. Nyummy. They mixed a kind of Thai Veg with egg and had 'Sambal" served with it.

Baby Kailan in Oyster Sauce. slurrpp!!!



Waiting for the main dish.



Steamed Promfet Thai Style ...Had eaten the fish before taking a snap..-=nda gi sabar kan makan bah=-

Additional info, The cost of the dishes are as follows:

1. Drinks - Pina Colada & Bee sting - $4.00 each x 2 = $8.00
2. Main Dish - Steamed Promfet Thai style - $5 x 720gm = $36.00
3. Veg - Baby Kailan in Oyster Sauce = $6.00
4. Egg - Cambidian Style = $6.00
5. White Rice - $0.50 x 2 = $1.00

Total amount : $57.00

A bit pricey but worth the buds...0r was it that we're so hungry. hehe!!

Madamoiselle talks bout 'Sports'.

Madamoiselle is not a sport person. Being a couch potato workaholic madame, -= does that ever match?=- moi hardly ever into sports. The last time I was into sports was way back in high school. Had played an itsy bitsy teeny weeny short time of softball, had been a never-won-anything in shot put for the yearly sports day, and headed a march past team competiton -= in which isnt' really a sport itself =- and oh! I was a football player in the primaries. ;p Really! Played with my male mates playing football in class during breaks. hahaha! what kinda football is that?!! Well, folks, it's cheap recycle football using crashed 'Coke'-= dui ma!! cian main kai tin minuman ganya=- hey! i guess some of you had experienced playing that doncha? Was fun though. I 've just remembered, yeah, i also did played some table tennis or is it ping pong -= samakah tu?=- back in the college years. Love this game but had never played since i left college. Hah! the good ol' days.

Anyway, since work came into life, i somehow stopped doing any sports. Worst, am now terrible in doing anything of that sort. I was thinking of starting to be active in one now. what kinda sport shud I be good at? hmmm... Not a sweat, straining kind of sport, i prefer. -= adakah tu sport memberi nda berpaluh? nah! nampak tia pemalasnya ah=- Had tried with badminton before. It doesn't work with me anymore. Am not fit no more as sexy smacksy madamoiselle blossoms too well in her early years of career. wink! I became puff the dragon after a few minute of smacking the shuttlecock. Fitness worries me in mind but hadn't tried to boost myself in doing anything tsk!tsk!! Tried to play ping pong again but had nobody to play with. Furthermore, my play sux after years of leaving it. If only there's a place to play with a coach to guide me back. I need one. I really do enjoy playing that sport. Then I wanted to try Golf. But golf needs good investment and patience and sacrifices in terms of money, play and skin. Skin? yeah! Had enuff Tanning ya know..hehehe!

Lately my friends and i had a craze in bowling. Is that considered a sport? I was never a good bowler though. Don't know what came to us but we've been playing quite constantly these days. Just started this craze last week and my first game was like a 50+ only. Ugly score yeah? Just playing it for fun and somehow got addicted with heavy balls..haha! Scores increase like from 50 then 75 then 85 then 90 then 91 then 45 -= kes bnyk baibun flop plg=- then 89 then 75 and the last i played was 104. woohooo!! Finally got a 100+ score. Aiming next 120. I know, I know, amateurs!!!! Hey i just started like a week only. Spare me.Hehehe!!

Madamoiselle talks about "URI"

Hi ya peeps!

As you can see from my blog title for today, moi wanna talk about "URI". What the heck is "URI"? Well, for those who's not a malay speaking peeps, specifically not a Bruneian peeps that is, "URI" is what we can describe as "worries" or a better word "fear" -=correct me if i'm wrong eih!=-. It's the feelings of multi depressing worries that plays in your head about something -= heh! heh! a bit of an exageration there, i guess=- And I'm sure everyone has this"URI" feeling deep down inside. I do have one in mind now and i'd like to share it to ya all. Not that it's much of an exciting topic to say but i just need to let it off. -= worries are burdens ya know!!=-

To be frank, i hated driving on the road near any trucks especially the ones that carries Big containers or oil tanker trucks. My "URI" would just explodes in my mind of all the mishaps that could happen when driving next to it. And that gives me the creeps.Worst, i always imagined that what if the containers would fell crashing onto your car when your next to it.That "URI" always sent me shivers to the spine. Hey, it happens right.Have seen one in the news before -= not locally=- and it wasn't a good sight to see. Funny thing is, because it became a big "URI" for me that whenever i came across these big trucks, either i'd made sure that i would speed up so i won't be driving by its side for more than a sec -= and in the mean time, i would be like 'kebak-kebuk'=- OR if there's a slow car in front, I would slow down just behind the truck until the car in front has passed the truck and cleared for me to speed up. Pathetic huh! See peeps, somehow this "URI" is such a burden for me. I tried to ignore it but itjust won't get away. Guess that's just one of my fear factors. So What is your "URI"? Care to share?

Madamoiselle terseliur AMBUYATS

Har! har! har!

Today's menu for madamoiselle's big tummy is Ambuyat. Went for work today to clear a few things with a colleague. We worked straight for a few hours and skipped lunch that made us sooooo hungry once were done wif work. So since terseliur kan makan Ambuyats, we went to one of the food courts at one of the Malls in Brunei coz thats the nearest place to head back home. Ordered a normal set for 2 people, and waited patiently for the goody-imaginated-ambuyat set. 10 minutes later, food came with big portions of : 'ulam & sambal' , 'Pakis vegie', Fried fish, 'Tahai rebus' , 'cacah binjai+tempoyak' and of course the main star of the dish..the Ambuyat itself. Sounds yummy eih! Just as we poke the ambuyat wif our 'candas', adoi!!! kan mengulung pun payah nyanta. Cungkil punya cungkil, the ambuyat doesn't seem to melakatz. It looked alright but we can't seem to get the ambuyat rolled on our 'candas'. Frustratedly, we called the waitress to change the ambuyat and waited patiently. Few minutes later, came the new-replaced-ambuyat.We poked our 'candas' desperately into it-=lapar kali ah=- and..........WHAT DUH?? waaaaaa!!!! ambuyat is still in same condition as before. -=Pandai kah nda ni menumpah ambuyat org atu!! Parah eh! Nuhun tarus nyanta=- Hopelessly,we continue to eat dsepite the GOOOOEYYY status our ambuyat has become. Kan mencungkil, menggulung tabal tabal pun nda mau bah so we were only able to cungkil itsy bitsy lumps of ambuyats. Frustrated trus kan makan. Luckily,both my colleague and i are not a "AMBUYATAHOLIC". If we were, menyumpah tah udah kami tu rah kadai ah, biar tia kami numpah sendiri -= hehehehe!!! macam tah pandai menumpah...tenglor!!=- We couldn't finish eating up the ambuyat though. Apa inda, kanyang mencungkil bah dari kanyang makan. Grrrrrrrrr!! They're lucky were patient people, malaskan argue hehehe -=patient tia krg,kata kata bah makan ah=- wahaha!! okey dat's all folks. Saja kan babble bout ambuyat ani. Kes nda puas ati hahaha!! By the way,bukan rah Aminah Ariff ni...Rah mall nda famous-amous punya ni. Saja kan mencuba.. sah nda nyamanzzz. Au revoir!

Gambar hiasan ganya ah. Nda sampat gambar tadi. kes nuhun udah bah.

Madamoiselle say "Question!"

I've got a question..Have you ever experienced a day when everything went wrong..... the whoooooole day?

I did and that was the day before yesterday. Such luck! How it happened....daytime , at work, tried to solve some "mathematics" work, end up having calculated sooo many times and had miscalculated like every 10x, I have 10 different figures...I gave up and asked a colleague to help me figured it out. It sure made me blur! Then when it finally settled, tried to sort my filings, a simple thing to do...yeah? Nooooo, found that there were few missing files and i need all of them as these files are indeed important for me to clear up before proceeding to my next work. I took like an hour to search for it and when i finally did,-= with the help of my colleague again=-, I slumped in my seat full of exhaustion. Then i need to make some payments and guess what? i left my keys of my petty cash at home. So many thing happened during the day but that was okay, i could somehow get thru but what pissed me off started after work. I was so tired that afternoon that i wanted to go straight back home. On the way, my sister called in and asked if i could pick her up and have a drink somewhere. Reluctantly, i had to reject as i am already a few mins away to home sweet home so the "unforeseen plan" was cancelled. When i arrived home, i stopped in front of the gates as i saw my parents car was not in the garage. Guess they went out, so i pulled the gate to open and it DIDN'T MOVE!! I pulled and i pulled and i pushed and i dragged and whatever i did, didn't move the gate at all. Puzzled! I checked that it was not even locked. I press the bell to call the maid out of the house, nobody came! I went to my car and honked! no one came out to rescue me. Pissed! I tried to push the gate again. No such luck! Went back to my car and grabbed my phone. Dialed mums number and Dang!!! my phone was barred. Can't call anyone, can't message anyone. Can only receive calls. Waaaaaaaa!!! Frustratedly, i backed off and drove to my "Real" mum's house which is not a long way drive. I went there and saw real mum's car was not in the garage, But my younger sistah's car was der so i went to the house and knocked, and knocked, and knocked, and bang, and peep to the windows and bang again, and knocked my sistah's bedroom windows, all efforts were in vain! Wanted to make a call but my phone was in an R.I.P mode. Pathetic! Then i planned to go to my eldest sistah lives in the next two village. Okay, so i made my journey to my sistah's house only to find on my way, my sistah's car passed by,going somewhere. Aaaaaarggghhh!! She's not at home!! Where shud i go?? I was sooooo stranded. I wanted to go home but nobody's home and i can't go in coz the gate was in a "Stationary" position. Tried to call homies but phone is barred, tried to go to real mom,not at home. tried to go to eldest sistah's homey, they were out, tried to call my other sistah to reconsider her offer, got no phone to call her, end up i went around brunei with no directions. Luckily, my colleague -=yeah! yeah! the one who saves my day=-rescued my for like the how many times, called me to remind me bout something and help me to call my other sistah to call me. And so my other sis did call and we proceeded to have a drink and shop for a few hours.-= to let off my frustration, though there's a few more bad lucks in between but malas kan ceta=- I finally got home by 9pm, fully exhausted and full of shopping bags..hehehe!! Money wasted again for no reason! -=kapih..kapih=-

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Weehheee!!

Finally the movie "Don't Look Back" or famously known as "Jangan Pandang Belakang" is on today in the cinemas. Long time waiting waiting, now oleady cum mah. Was so excited watched the 5pm movie, as usual after work we see see. At first, the very the scary leh, got those rasuk rasuk thing so intro is nice, when you watch the movie the first 30 min, is the very the curious and gives you the terkajut-kajut thingy. But in the middle of the story ah, becoming so dull eh, the concept becoming so repeating and where the hell the ghost coming from mah? From early to end ah dunno story why the ghost keep coming to their generation meh. Why keep haunting the same family generation or related one lah? got curse or wat? Wahlau eh...ending so terrible...finish just like dat wah. The only good thing ah , the sound make you the jumping bah...good eh...but also pain in da ear also, the secreaming so tajam bah. People in the cinema got scream a little but many luffing also. Frens beside me ah got closing the eye so many time...scary also a little. hehehe!!! -= Bida jua eh talk chinese style ani ..adang tia!!=-

Anyway, lots of people came to watch the movie, kewl!!. After the movies, we're so hungry, went to the Tamu Selera, our fav. spot and had steamed fish again and Black peppered clams. nyammaannzzz... hmmmmm!!! -= lupa tia ku ambil gambar mumum nyamnzz ni=-

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Eh! Panya, its been like almost a week i didn't blog in. Been very busy wif work & life that i hardly go online malam2 lately. Daytime of course online but cannot curi curi blogging...full schedule wah. -= kan cuci mata gi, kan mengamah gi hahaha!! mengamah shopping bah boh! macam nda kaja saja..hmmmm!=-