Madamoiselle talks about office-peoples

Hi ya all,

Today, moi wanna talk about the kinds of people you see in the office. Here are madamoiselle's list :

1. The P.A's (Personal Assistants)

These kinds are the ones that are the busiest and spends most of their painless *Tut* trying to finished up their endless tasks. -= nda mau abis bah kaja ah...tunggang-langgang ia berkaja=- They are the bosses unofficial personal assistants(as it has already been labeled) that does what the bosses asked them to do despite they liked it or not and mostly , their intentions are not to kiss the bosses *tut* but the hatred of having unfinished jobs.Usually the boss trusted them so much that they were given worthwhile jobs to be done. -= and probably a promotion in the next 'decade.' atu batah! =- Some hates them and labelled them as "A** kissers". They hardly have any social lifes. Workloads never reduces as bosses tends to give more and more.

2. The Whiners.

These kind tends to whine all the time. They are always unsatisfied with things in the office and complains about almost everything. -= Coz they really has nothing else to do but to complain, complain and complain..buleh kah tu?=- They complain about the managements and criticizes everyone else and has utterly huge egos. When given a task to manage themselves, they tend to reject most of it, with reasons that they disagree with the task as they are what-cha-callit 'REBELIOUS' and beliefs that the superiors and the managements just don't know what they are doing. What's worst, they don't even try to do anything to improve the situation. So they just love to complain and whine and gossip with the other mates to makes things worst.

3. The Rejects.

These kind tends to reject most of the work given by anyone except by the boss. -= atupun they still have excuses of not doing it when the boss instructs them=- If a colleague needs help becoz of "full-hand" they are the last person who volunteers to give a hand unless its a Cool Glamorous task. Because of the rejections and multi-reasons given to prevent doing the job, they are the last person for anyone even the boss to give anythng to do. They spend their endless times doing something else so worthless and have 90% of their times having "BREAKS". Although, being The Rejects who doesn't like to do any job given, they still complain why others are doing a lot of work while they themselves have got nothing to do and blames others for conquering the work. -= nda talor kah tu?=-

4. The Smoochers.

These kind tends to be ultimate NICE to people.... selected people that is. They are so humble and so friendly and so "Ber-protocols" to people of power in the office. They are also being bestfriends with mates who have close access with the higher rankings. Being a Smoocher, they are very active with office activities and promote themselves as much as they can. They have double personalities where they are so nice to bosses but very mean to people below them. Hated by most people, they still have thick skin to cover up their smooching attitude.

5. The DAWG.

These are the worst kinds of people. They tend to be nice and sweet and a goodie lil two shoes to everyone but are liars and pretentious and very competitive with especially their high ambitions to become a boss within the next few seconds. They are almost similar to the smoochers, well in fact they are a mixture of the whiners the rejects and the smoochers, but unfortunately they are a wanna be P.A's. They never had the chance to be a P.A so thats why they tend to be the other 3 categories. They can 'kill' people softly by their backs and are very sleek indeed. Even when they get caught, they still tend to plead innocent and accused others for trying to ruin their lives. And to add more, they are normally office sluts too.